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Posted by: Parag Rastogi   |   Posted on: 12/04/2013   |   Views: 2673   |    333 Likes
"Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo.

A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.

Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?

City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar....... On the last day I ate the chai-walla. Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai!

They launched a massive hunt. And I got caught..!"



Category: joke | Parag Rastogi | Posted on: 12/04/2013
Keywords: two lions escaped from zoo, parag rastogi, rastogiworld.com


Posted by: Parag Rastogi   |   Posted on: 12/04/2013   |   Views: 2673   |    333 Likes   |   Like it


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